I brought home the first lode with Kristen and Gilbert eager to taste the sweet bounty! We opened the Thin Mints only to discover, the Girl Scouts swindled us!
Apparently those girls working the assembly line need some lessons in quality control. We were shorted about three cookies in one of the prepackaged rolls. How dare they! There should be congressional hearings on the subject. I demand satisfaction and retribution!
Little Man could not have cared less. All he saw was, "COOOKEEEESS!"