Thursday, July 24, 2008

Factory Shutdown

With the employees refusing to work and produce, management has been left no choice but to shut down the factory!

Yes, the days of milk production have come to an end. A sad day indeed, but inevitable nonetheless. Kristen (Boss) cleaned out and packed up the pump and Gilbert (Client) is now relegated to the last of the frozen inventory as it is mixed in between feedings with formula.

The Boss was hoping to go a full year, but her two employees were just unable to keep supply up to match demand. Rumors abound as to the factory's demise.

Workplace injuries, vacations, no incentives, and poor healthcare are all potential contributors. As the Boss's displeasure with the two employees grew, Boss was forced to go outside for supply and as a result began to diversify holdings in order to satisfy the Client. The result was a downward spiral as the employees continued to produce less forcing the Boss to go elsewhere for a greater amount each time.

However, the Client is quite happy with the new options available. No longer relegated to just milk from the source, the Client has a multitude of menu options and is quite happy to be exlcusive Client of the Boss!

2 comments:

Jenn said...

I found you awhile ago through Daily Mayhem, I used to work with Cindy. Have loved reading your blog and hearing about your cute little boy. How has Delicious been?

The Mom of 'em said...

cute!